Fw: Einstein's Speech

["Roger Stenning" <roger@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Folks, this corpsed me, and I think it'll corpse you lot, too!

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To: "TrashLaughs" <trashlaughs@MightyCool.com>
Sent: Monday, September 03, 2001 11:52 AM
Subject: Einstein's Speech


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>     When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's
> circuit,  he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to
his
> laboratory  work.  One night as they were driving to yet another
> rubber-chicken  dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man
who
> somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of
> speechmaking.
>
>     "I have and idea, boss," his chauffeur said.  "I've heard you
give
> this speech so many times.  I'll bet I could give it for you."
>
>     Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!"
>
>     When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's
> cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room.  The chauffeur gave
a
> beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few
> questions expertly.
>
>     Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric
> question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to
> let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool.
>
>     Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a
> steely stare and said,  "Sir, the answer to that question is so
> simple  that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back,
> answer it for me."
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