The NYPD, The FBI, and CIA...]

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>  The NYPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the
>  best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test.
>  He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
>
>  The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They
>  question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive
>  investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
>
>  The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
> killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
> The
>  rabbit had it coming.
>
>  The NYPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
>  The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!'